Is going to bed at 5 AM and waking up at 10 AM healthy? Do any medical professionals follow me?

Buy the tokens at a discount. Short the perp at market value above the discounted price. The perp goes positive when token crashes. Perp price is now below otc discounted price. The perp is massively in unrealized cash profit. Margin ratio v low. Book behaves dynamically.

Peter Schiff’s wet dream rn

Neutrl will be the last altcoin buyer standing in the market. Neutrl will inject billions of dollars into the altcoin market over the coming years. Behrin is neutarded and will take us to valhalla. Don't be sidelined.

Back by popular demand, we’ve increased our deposit cap by $25M. Neutrl Points are now accruing based on each participant’s time of deposit in the vault. We love you. gNeutrl.

The more important question is: which fund owned 4.75% of MegaETH tokens and was force liquidated?

A lot of them aren't just trading below price was, but their market caps have increased by multiples because of dilution of unlocks since then. This is the real grift behind most altcoins. There's only one fix. gNeutrl

$25M caps filled. Despite both front ends going down from degraded AWS services and overwhelming demand. Days like this are a good reminder that you always need a backup plan for your backup plan. Huge credit to the Neutrl and Upshift teams for jumping in immediately to

Tune in to catch Behrin on The Rollup! He'll be chatting about Neutrl pre-deposit vaults, our upcoming public launch, and more!

Great dashboard from Cryptophile tracking deposits into Neutrl pre-deposit vaults: dune.com/svistnik/neunt… Shows a healthy mix of both large and small wallets. gNeutrl

Cobie went from being one of the biggest Coinbase critics to selling echo and a podcast to them for $400M. ggwp.

Blocking the opps that tried to shill $ASTER at $2. Hyperliquid.

“thanks for the money retards”

gm fellow digital citizens of Palau

Great article by our friends at Four Pillars on the demand for Neutrl’s differentiated yield powered by OTC arb. Absolute banger by Ponyo and team.

Ever heard of OTC arbitrage dumbass?

Neutrl is now secured by Groom Lake, the Private Military Corporation of crypto. With advanced real-time threat monitoring and incident response, Groom Lake strengthens security across every layer of Neutrl’s infrastructure. gNeutrl

Fun fact: Neutrl has 3 core contributors with PhDs. gNeutrl

congrats to the Neutrl team for filling the $75m deposit cap as proud backers of Neutrl, we expect strong market demand for alternative delta-neutral products existing products face scalability challenges due to market cyclicality and capacity constraints; neutrl