You know, if everyone following me wrote a tweet in response to this with the phrase #MoscowMitch in it, it would trend, particularly if it appeared many times in each tweet. Just sayin' #MoscowMitch #MoscowMitch #MoscowMitch #MoscowMitch #MoscowMitch #MoscowMitch #MoscowMitch

Jesus died for your sins and soon the Earth will too.

THE FIVE STAGES OF CLIMATE CHANGE 1. Denial 2. Guilt 3. Depression 4. Acceptance 5. Drowning

There’s something certainly rotten, and it ain’t in the state of Denmark.

Re-upping this thread, ICYMI

this is getting very confusing now—someone pls explain who the witches are and who’s hunting for them

do you think he knows he wrote a haiku

Homero Gómez González spent years trying to protect the monarch butterfly from loggers and criminal groups in Michoacán. His body was just discovered in a well. 😞

The Trump campaign just released a cease and desist letter demanding that TV stations immediately pull this ad. assets.donaldjtrump.com/2017/web/hero_…

Putin paid a bounty to kill American soldiers. Donald J. Trump knew about it but did nothing. How can Trump lead America when he can't even defend it?

This Tweet went viral last week with Kamala Harris's nomination as VP. Perhaps you saw it? It's nonsense, and it's incredibly harmful. I'll explain why. THREAD:

Sir David Attenborough as insects. A thread.

Half of right wing twitter right now is saying this is a false flag by antifa and the other half is posting pictures from the capitol saying this is me! i'm doing this!

Can we just refer to 45 as “Florida Man” in headlines from now on?

Trump pardoning a guy indicted by the Trump Justice Department for defrauding Trump supporters over the fake Trump wall is a fitting ending to the Trump presidency.

Thank you Billy Bragg! Such an amazing show… unfortunately I had to make an early exit when the police called to tell me my dog had escaped and they were waiting with her on my verandah 🫣 that’s the price I pay for having a needy whippet