John Ford Coley (@1johnfordcoley) 's Twitter Profile
John Ford Coley

@1johnfordcoley

entertainer and author

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Got an idea. It's Friday night and the weekend is upon us. How about we all enjoy the weekend, go barbecue or bowling or something and leave the nasty political nonsense you can't solve until you come back on... facebook.com/johnfordcoleyp…

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There is a great difference between "I love you dearly" and "I love pie." Love ranges in intensity. Yeah, they may have their arm around your shoulder and say I love you, but at a certain age I can almost guarantee you they are thinking about pie when they say it. Just an FYI.

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One of the things that I love reading about history and people that ended up becoming quite famous is that very, very, very few of them ever set out to become famous. They set out to do things to get rich, get... facebook.com/johnfordcoleyp…

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have often thought about those things that can make a person successful and continually successful. We all know hard work, dedication, persistence and knowledge are all positive indicators of success. But I... facebook.com/johnfordcoleyp…

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If we all knew today and truly realized where we would eventually end up and what would happen to us, then we'd all eat more pie. I think we're all running from something we can't escape and depriving... facebook.com/johnfordcoleyp…

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With St. Paddy's Day coming up here's an Irish blessing for you all. "Don't eat my pie and you'll live a long time." Yeah, I know. I couldn't believe it was in the quotation books either.

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You know, I'm know it's pie/pi day, and I don't mean to spoil the party, but dang, I'm kind of in the mood for a good chocolate shake. What kind of pie goes with a good chocolate shake?

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I mean seriously........some of you actually have pie leftovers the day after PIE day???????? Hey, get busy out there. It's waiting for you.

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I have a serious question for you, if you feel like responding. Do you purchase live CD's of artists? Next, do you only like to listen to the music or do you like to hear stories that the artists tells or... facebook.com/johnfordcoleyp…

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It's hard to believe that it's been 10 years ago today that Dan passed away. We lost a really good one and a very good man to boot. I've got a tremendous amount of good memories with Dan and we got to see the world together. RIP Dan. You are missed.

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Tomorrow is not April Fools day. Don't let anyone try and convince you of that. Tomorrow is March 32nd. I can't keep teaching you guys these things.

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I don't get to go home to Dallas that often, much less get to perform there, but on April 13 I'm performing at Poor David's Pub. Ovid Stevens will be my guest performer. Come on out. Bring pie. I'll bring my own fork. Look forward to getting some hugs on my neck.

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I am given the understanding that today is siblings day. OK. Nice. But do remember. There will never be world peace as long as there are siblings. At least until you grow up, and maybe not then either. Think about that for a minute. Lol.

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You may officially refer to me as Dragon's Breath Coley today. That batch of chicken enchiladas I made with an extra hot enchilada sauce made me sweat. I think I'm going to have a second helping. Fire baby, fire.

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Today, as is my tradition, I will read The Declaration of Independence. Foundations are very important. No matter how beautiful the roof is, without a strong, solid foundation the house will fall. Happy 4th of... facebook.com/johnfordcoleyp…