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Our streamer is both bleeping the captions and having trouble translating the sheer volume of bleepable words. It's moments like this you won't want to miss when we premiere at 12:01 AM tonight. Get your ticket before it's too late, motherbackers! 59minutebunker.brownpapertickets.com

Premiere update: If you're having any trouble with the login (or didn't get it), message us and we'll get you going. Enjoy the show!

And that's it! The super exclusive online premiere extravapalooza has come to an end. Thanks so much to everyone who tuned in! For those who missed it, keep watching this space for info on where we'll be screening next!

Official statement from President John J. Hunderson regarding the admission of Finland into NATO:

It's official: BUNKER will be released on a streaming service near you by Leomark Studios! No dates announced just yet, so keep watching this space for the latest updates. Until then, duck and cover!