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🚨BREAKING: BLACKROCK JUST BOUGHT $103.5M WORTH OF $ETH. THEY KNOW WE HIT $6,000 SOON!

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇪🇺 FERRARI NOW ACCEPTS ETHEREUM PAYMENTS IN THE U.S. & EUROPE!

This whale panic sold $19,810,000 $ETH after the drop. Today, he bought back $12,580,000 Ethereum after the bounce. 😂😂

The final innings of a Crypto bull run hits different. In the last 3 months of 2017, $BTC went from $5k → $20k - a 4x move in just 90 days. In 2021, $SHIB 10x’d in less than a month, $DOGE went parabolic, pumping 15x during Elon’s SNL mania. That kind of face-melting,

🚨BREAKING: $ETH HITS $4,000 🚀

ETH hits $4,000 🚀

JUST IN: $ETH $4,200

Eric Trump thinks $ETH will hit $8,000 soon! 🤯

JUST IN: $ETH surpasses Netflix in market capitalization.

$ETH BREAKING ON THE MONTHLY. SEND $ETH TO $8,000. 🚀

JUST IN: Michael Saylor posted the Saylor #Bitcoin tracker again 👀 Strategy usually announces another BTC purchase the next day 🚀

BREAKING: MICHAEL SAYLOR'S STRATEGY BUYS 155 MORE #BITCOIN FOR $18 MILLION CLOSING IN ON 3% OF ALL BTC. INSANITY 🔥

New all-time high above $123,000 is the next victim. #Bitcoin

JUST IN: BILLIONAIRE JACK DORSEY'S BLOCK ANNOUNCES FULL SUITE OF "#BITCOIN BANKING" SERVICES FOR SMALL BUSINESSES COMPANIES OPERATING ON A BTC STANDARD. IT'S COMING 🔥

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Publicly traded Bitmine Immersion to raise up to $20,000,000,000 to buy more $ETH.

💥BREAKING: $ETH HITS $4,500 🚀

BREAKING: $70 BILLION NEW JERSEY STATE COMMON PENSION FUND BUYS #BITCOIN EXPOSURE VIA $MSTR ANOTHER PENSION GETS OFF ZERO. MASSIVE 🔥

💥BREAKING: #ETHEREUM BREAKS $4,600

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