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Elon is Not Enriching Himself The hilarious talking point that Elon Musk joined Donnie or DOGE is so laughable and I'll prove it in 4 minutes. Aligning yourself with the admin and one of most lied about men on Earth has obvious consequences and none of them are good for

It’s Spring. Almost time for Saturday morning Boomer meetings at The Home Depot.

Went shopping with the wife. Realized “that’s cute” must be uttered 100 times per hour. It’s the law.

A little dated but true:

Is blouse just a boomer word for a nice shirt? Are blouses still a thing? I guess I’ll check the encyclopedia and see.

My wife was busy and handed me her phone to reply to a text for her. She told me what to say, but I edited it to make it readable. She yelled at me for changing it and for not including any emojis. I’m not gay. Gah.

May the fourth be today.

Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of Mexico's victory over the US at the Battle of Tacobella in 1962, led by General Hotsalsa. U.S. General Ron “Big Mac” McDonald had superior numbers, but diarrhea and daily machinery breakdowns resulted in a stalemate.

I have friends who ordered, and actually ate, a chicken & waffles pizza yesterday. I told them that they didn’t even deserve to gaze upon my pepperoni pizza. I also made sure the pizzas didn’t touch.

I got an email saying that I’m being considered for Who’s Who in America. wow. That means Who’s Who is no better than a phonebook if I qualify.

Jardiance is a little pill with a big story to tell. The story is that you could get a FATAL TAINT INFECTION! At least you find out during a 30-second musical ad.