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🏌️‍♂️⛳The greens are calling… and we must go. Get your clubs ready — the 5th Joint Alliance Alumni Charity Golf Tournament is teeing off on 8th August at Royal Nairobi Golf Club! 🎉 Whether you're a pro, a beginner, or just in it for the vibes, this is the event you don’t want to

“Acrossian Relationships: A Comprehensive Review" T-MINUS 10 DAYS After extensive research (and several bottles of wine), we present the definitive ranking of Acrossian relationships that actually worked. CATEGORY A: SUCCESS STORIES Relationships that survived Alliance AND are

Have you kept your collection? 🤔 The handwriting was crooked. The paper, soft at the folds. But every sticky note told a story— of quiet crushes, bold confessions, inside jokes passed like secrets across wooden desks. These weren’t just notes. They were the soundtracks of

Throwback to when the AHS students took over the green! Last year’s tournament saw our students shine, and we’re excited to tee off again this August 8th! Be there: August 8 | Royal Nairobi Golf Club Ticket: Ksh 3,500 4-Ball: Ksh 14,000 Register now ➡️forms.gle/SiYe8PBgF2w7vm…

"Hi, my name is Alliance Alumni, and I have a problem." "Hi Alliance Alumni.” "I... I used 'your' instead of 'you're' in a text message yesterday. And I didn't even correct it." Collective gasp "It gets worse. I think Netflix documentaries count as educational content. I've

"WHO ELSE IS COMING?" Oh, you subtle thing. We've seen you asking around. Casually. Innocently. Like you're conducting a sociological survey instead of emotional reconnaissance. The dead giveaway? You keep asking the same question hoping for different intelligence. Almost like

Not a golfer? No worries — this event is more than just golf! Golf might start the day... But dinner, drinks & dancing will finish it off in style! You’re still VERY invited to: 🍷 The dinner 🎉 The afterparty 💚 And the amazing community spirit 🗓 August 8, 2025 📍 Royal

GEN Z, GEN SISI‼️: The Plot Twist You Deserve Hey younger Old Boys & Old Girls 👋 — we’ve got limited tickets going for just 1,500 bob for the girlies and 1,000 for the boys. But here’s the real headline: this isn’t just about catching a movie Every ticket you grab helps

In Loving Memory of Our Collective Social Lives: June 28th Memorial Service Dearly beloved Alliance family, we gather here today not to mourn, but to celebrate the beautiful life of something we all once knew intimately: having plans that didn't involve spreadsheets, mortgage

The logos on those banners? They weren’t just for show; they stood for real support, real commitment, and real impact. Thank you to our 2024 sponsors; you believed in the cause and helped make every swing count. Now, as 2025 approaches, we’re hoping you’ll walk with us again. ⛳

Thank you for Swinging With Us! Last year, you showed up and showed off! 😎 Your brand, your support, and your belief in the mission made the 2024 tournament a standout success. So here’s our polite nudge — let’s do it again? We’d love to have you sponsor this year’s Joint

CONFIDENTIAL THERAPY SESSION NOTES Dr. Patricia Wanjiku, LMFT Patient: Alliance Alumni Collective Session Date: June 24th, 2025 PRESENTING ISSUE: Patient group exhibits severe anxiety regarding upcoming Mission Impossible screening on June 28th. Symptoms include compulsive

THE PEOPLE vs. OLD BOYS & GIRLS WHO STILL HAVEN'T BOOKED Case #2025-FOMO-666 [Attorney dramatically turns to face the jury] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we are here today to prosecute the most heinous crime known to our generation: WILLFUL PROCRASTINATION IN THE FIRST

EMERGENCY INCIDENT REPORT #2025-0626 ALLIANCE CRISIS UNIT DATE: June 26th, 2025 TIME: 11:47 AM INCIDENT TYPE: Extreme Social Anxiety with Intent to Overthink SITUATION CRITICAL - 2 DAYS REMAINING ACTIVE SUSPECTS: MUTIGA C. - Caught measuring his living room to "practice

You know what they say about firsts… You never want to miss them. 🎟️ RSVP now: ahsobc.org/rsvp-to-the-jo… This is the very first Old Boys and Old Girls Joint Movie. Not a rumour. Not a memory. A real, grown-up funkie. Same Acrossian charm. Same Alliance wit. Just more glow, less

The seats are filling, the popcorn is popping, and the only thing we’re waiting for is you! GenZs - we are with you. Pay just Kshs. 1,500 GenXers and GenYers - you are monied. Pay just Kshs. 3,000 *This is Popcorn for a purpose! Educate to elevate!* Let us pay it forward to

The seats are filling, the popcorn is popping, and the only thing we’re waiting for is you! GenZs - we are with you. Pay just Kshs. 1,500 GenXers and GenYers - you are monied. Pay just Kshs. 3,000 *This is Popcorn for a purpose! Educate to elevate!* Let us pay it forward to

🏆 The Inter-School Golf Challenge is officially on! Alumni from different schools are set to battle it out on the fairway for pride, bragging rights, and the coveted Shield at the 2025 Alliance Alumni Charity Golf Tournament. ⛳️ One course. Many schools. One winner. So we

Golf courses have always been behind locked doors. That ends today. Young old boys and girls, we're opening the gates to the game you've been priced out of. Plus competitions that don't require a handicap—just heart. Golf Plus on August 8th is your access to the exclusive world