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When asked if he would declassify the Epstein files, Trump looked more panicked than people in the exit row of a Boeing flight

hey AMERICA. TIMESTALKER is available to stream in the US! and limited cinema release! this is not a drill!

I like America, actually. But I don't live there, so can't leave. Thanks for responding to a post from 8 years ago though. I've been waiting so long.

Put dots on trumps signature it looks like a klan rally

Joke for Greek people.

The safety officer had just given us a briefing and he mentioned the danger of"eye level sticks". I told Rhys Darby to include it into his speech.

I love it.

Yes, Simon. I am that woke. What are your pronouns? I can't tell because you have tits and a beard.

If you want a tesla just order a mirror from ACME

If you follow me and haven't seen I'm A Virgo yet, I'm not sure what your deal is.

Can anyone confirm if this is real?

Oh yeah, this will get people back buying teslas.

Didn't actually mention either of them was just pointing out the kind of morons who defend them without thinking. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. No offence!

//jemaineclement.bsky.social

Holy shit.

Wow. Turns out he was right.