Still think it’s Colin

I’m a little late but... Nanette

Missin Georgia

There are so many parts of the movie ‘Serendipity’ that I plan on directly copying in my life and hoping no one notices

Finally writing again

Disappointed that stocking are not really a thing anymore. Mostly just disappointed that they weren’t around long enough for men to start wearing them and saying that they invented wearing stockings

Best mnemonic ever.

10 years since ‘500 Days of Summer’ came out. Otherwise known as 10 years I’ve spent trying to become a Manic-Pixie-Dream-Boy

Me: Candleabra: ‘Twas beauty that killed the beast

Early Rage Against The Machine had some major BDE at live shows

Life is not the amount of breaths you take, It’s the moments that take your breath away

John Mulaney telling a joke in a high pitched voice is my spirit animal🦄

Really wish I had a girl gang

Gotta new motto for my upcoming carrot juice campaign : carrot juice, sweet as carrots

What it’s not like I’m gonna let you joke-walk all over me

Ughhh

Love when artists grow into themselves. The 1975’s videos from their latest album are str8 🔥

Today might be the best day in my entire life #happyverificationday

The Leftovers series finale is heartbreaking, hopeful and absolutely perfect. I'm Here

I love nothing! -Ron Swanson