You can’t fix stupid, but you can laugh at it… EH? 🤦🏻‍♀️

After years of accident-free driving and with only four car payments left, I just decided to go payment-free and keep my car instead of trading it in for something new. It was mint. Then, today, I got rear-ended. Isn't that ironic?! 🥴

Said no one ever.

😆 Too funny! 😅

I'm 19 hours into my 72-hour fast, and my stomach's starting to sing the hunger blues. 😣 Spilling the beans here so you all can keep me honest and accountable. I'll keep you posted as I battle the snack cravings tonight. 😅

When you go check-less, the people who stick around for your nonsense are badass! 😎👊🙏

Life’s beauty is truly breathtaking, like a quiet moment that just steals your heart. 😊❤️💫

Never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach, especially while trying to do a fast. That is all. Good talk. 🥴🤦🏻‍♀️

Alright, 38 hours into this fasting fiasco, and I’m basically treating my pantry and fridge doors as my new workout. Open, stare, have a full-on pep talk with myself, close doors. Walk away. lol Gotta say, I’m pretty damn proud of surviving this long! 72 hours though? 😂😂

Quick fasting update! Clocked a solid 59 hours before I caved and made sweet, yolky love to a fried egg. 😉 I'm basically a fasting superhero, cape and all, 12 pounds down. Missed the 72-hour mark, but I'm tipping my hat to those hardcore champs who nail it! 🫡 Sweetdreams!! 😎😊

Who else feels this?

To the unseen void of X, where shadows dwell, sweet dreams to all who share this spell. 😂😊💫😴

You sneaky unfollow suckers, daring to diss my follow back with ninja-like precision!? I've rounded up most of your elusive crew, but if you're still lurking in the shadows, rest assured, my detective skills are coming for you! 😏😎

Holly puck!! Leafs steal Game 2. Who’s gonna win this series? 😲

When you roll out to catch those golden morning rays, and the chemtrails are like, “Hold up, let me paint the sky with my cosmic graffiti first!” 🥴

Who in their wildest weird dreams would ever think, "You know what my feet need? Creepy eyeballs staring up at me!" Like, why?!?!? I stumbled across this foot-freakshow pic, and now I’m passing the cursed image to you! You’re so welcome! 😣😂😫

Hey X, it feels like a lifetime since I last popped in! I wrote a post way back about jumping into this big, beautiful new chapter, and let me say, my calendar’s playing hide-and-seek! I’ve missed you all so much, and sliding back here is like finding my favorite cozy sweater.

Those who legitimately can’t see a sky full of STARS at night… Why would someone NOT be able to see the stars everyone else sees? 👀😔 The same person can’t see in the dark …