🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

Rabble rabble rabble rabble Sandra Bullock!

Blaalhlglh I'm terrible at everything.

I drank two cups of coffee and got the mortal kombat theme song stuck in my head! All damn day!

DA-DA-DUN-DA-DA-DA-DA-DUN-DA DA-DA-DUN-DA-DA-DA-DA-DUN-DA DA-DA-DUN-DA-DA-DA-DA-DUN-DA MORTAL KOMBAT!

My stomach's making an awful lot of noise. For a stomach.

Skittles: is it food? It is not food.

Studying for finals is giving me the ol' Wikipedia eyes.

Weight when I finished my tour of WDT - 168 pounds. Current weight - 199 pounds.

Oh man. Twitter, I forgot about you. I guess you brought it on yourself, though.

Trying out a wordpress theme. web.bogdanteodoru.com/templates/free… via @bogdanteodoru

Pluton - Free Single Page Bootstrap Html Template graphberry.com/item/pluton-si…

Studio Francesca - Free Responsive Template - WowThemes.net - Premium Wordpress Themes & HTML Templates wowthemes.net/studio-frances…

This is what our t-shirt factory looks like. It is a kitchen. http://twitpic.com/5mqw10

Hmm. Chrome is going screwy. Won't properly downloaded the dev channel, won't run firebug, and displays reddit favicon next to hotmail tab.

"You could hide a baby under that pig." -Dorothy

Just watched the opening scene of A Serious Man. What the fuck!

This movie is stressing me out so much. There is like 60% more repression than most Coen brothers movies.

Anniversaries come from "anni" meaning year. The root of month is "mensis," Instead of "one month anniversary" try "happy menstruation."

Classroom shyness is like a blackhole: once silence takes over, it never lets go. http://bit.ly/cS1M22

It's pretty awesome when girls come and sit in front of me and then act like I'm just hanging out, stalking them.