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Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

Diddy got off. He was also acquitted of the most serious charges.

The Dalai Lama announced today that, upon his death, his successor will be Ryan Seacrest.

Baltimore Inner Harbor fireworks show.

OpenAI's o1 model: "I know that you were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

Does DOGE know that the DOJ spent money on, apparently, empty binders?

In a couple of years, when the time comes, this administration isn't even going to bother coming up with a name like 'Soylent Green.' They'll just be distributing packages of USDA choice ground poor people meat.

The best reason why all those able-bodied Medicaid recipients won't be able to replace the deported migrants who picked our crops is that too many of them are already working at Amazon, Walmart and McDonald's.

Me, getting up every day: Well, at least it's not possible for Trump to do anything stupider than he's already done. Me, ten minutes later: Damn.

Has anyone bothered asking if Jeffrey Epstein is on the Trump List?

We're about 24 hours away from Trump declaring that Epstein was innocent, and he was framed by Obama, Hillary and possibly Jimmy Carter.

The second act custody battle should be interesting.

MAGA Bootlicker Bo Loudon wanted to dress up as ICE and troll immigrants in Tampa so I dressed as an Alligator and sang about the Epstein list to him 🐊🔥🇺🇸 Please RT so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to troll MAGA 🐊🇺🇸

I'm sure Trump already has his next distraction planned to divert the MAGAts' attention when nothing happens to Obama.

I don't even know what this is, Long Island, NY.

I don't even know what this is.

I don't even know what this is.

RIP Ozzy Osbourne. It feels kind of disrespectful to hope he's in Heaven.

It's pretty sad for Donald Trump when the best way to try to get people to stop asking if you're a pedophile is to remind them that you're a traitor.

We forgot to take his ego into consideration. Maybe he'll release them if we start calling them the Trump Files.