Nothing but nothing (aside from a rare Spurs win) makes me happier than to see this petulant sore loser deal with disappointment. 😆

🚨 Tottenham will NOT trigger their £8.5m option to buy Timo Werner this summer. (Source: Mirror)

At last. Sanity.

Boooo

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I’ve heard there is a new Ted Lasso being released? But this time Ted is in disguise parading as Ange in a lucrative Levy-esq real-life shit-show AppleTV deal. Is surely the only reason why he’s in the job?

Adding this which I think is from Uncommon . A belter

Read: we would be in bottom three without.

Ange. Levy. And Spurs just do one. We’ve fallen so far and are miles off our rivals and potential. Shambles. Turning off for The Masters.

Not sure you can blame Spurs demise on her. Thats on Levy.

Should be an interesting night. Will Ange go before Rory wins?

Just don’t understand player motivation in football. Biggest game in recent Spurs history and players not sure who they are playing for. Ange will get sacked regardless so are you playing for him? Or trying to impress someone new / interim. Bonkers.

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“Retained without a pitch”?

So Spursy

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⁦Sky Sports⁩ Please. It’s hard enough being a Spurs fan. So get it right. Ffs

I’m feeling particularly Parisian today.

Dr Spurs here to help Fulham.