What an absolute shitshow! You couldn't write this! #Conservative #LizzTrussPM

The one where Krishnan Guru-Murthy calls Steve Baker a c*nt. He has a point to be fair. #Conservatives #friends

Shortest serving PM in history... 45 days. #conservatives #LizTrussPM #LiztrussResign

Oh dear.... #Conservatives #LizTrussPM #LizTruss #LiztrussResign #recordbreaker

Breaking... Ron Weasley expelled from Hogwarts. #ConservativeParty #ConservativesOut

Oh just stop it eh? Be trans and crack on with life x #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Anything for a bit of publicity. You are utterly shameless! #Conservatives #matthancock #wanker independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…

Quite right too! #Conservatives #ImACeleb #wanker theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

I hope the great British public vote for this wanker to do EVERY disgusting trial on offer. #ImACeleb #Conservatives #Guildford

My ex does not deserve to serve this government. Oh Gavin, just stop, please? #GavinWilliamson #ConservativeParty #Guildford theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

This women has no place in the House of Lords. Her, and anyone who facilitated this deal should be named, shamed and booted out! #scum theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/n…

Did anyone notice how many MPs were giggling in the house today after I asked my question about a tunnel under Guildford for the A3? #guildford #Delusional

Boris Becker went to prison for 2.5 years for tax evasion failing to declare £2.5m overseas assets. Nadhim Zahawi has been asked by HMRC to pay £3.7 million in tax after failing to declare capital gains on overseas assets. Er..surely he must resign and face charges?

Sorry to say that I will not be standing for re-election as your MP... I think this says it all TBH.

theguardian.com/politics/2023/… That look when someone shoves something up your backside... priceless! #Conservatives 😁

IMHO, Red Nose Day has not been funny for a long time. I watched a bit this evening. My opinion has not changed. Worthy cause, but it's not funny. It's actually painful to watch. #rednose #bbc #ConservativeParty #Conservatives

What is wrong with people in London boroughs? Khan is a f*cking Muppet! #Labour #ConservativeParty #wft bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

As the best MP that Guildford has ever had, I know I can count on you on the 4th July. Could I respectfully request that the residents of Park Barn take an hour off from getting pissed up on their benefits in Spoons and vote for me... it's just an 'X'!! #conservatives #nochance

Latest prediction for Guildford. Come on you bastards, vote ME on the 4th! #obscurityhereIcome

Fuck the lot of you!