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So Trump basically kicked Musk out of the Department of Government Efficiency and now Musk is revealing what Trump did on Epstein’s island. Sounds to me like a… shaggy-doge story

Adam Sharp There's also this 😂

“Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you'll suck forever.” ~ Brian Wilson

AI really has ruined Google. I just did a search for articles about Canadian wildcats with interesting jobs. But none of the lynx work.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? solitary cow standing atop a mountain longs for home – Dundee

A Polish way of describing something (or someone) that isn’t fit for purpose is jak z koziej dupy trąba. It means “like a trumpet out of a goat’s ass”

A version of "a bad workman blames his tools" in Bulgarian is hа крива ракета космосът й пречи. It means "the crooked rocket blames space"

MY DATE: So, do you have a nickname? ME: The love machine MY DATE, GETTING EXCITED: Because of your sexual prowess? ME: No, because I'm terrible at tennis

What's the difference between me and a pigeon? A pigeon can put a deposit on a Mercedes-Benz