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#Disneyonice

After years of sniping, Salon and Patton Oswalt have agreed to disagree about p.c. culture slnm.us/HmVFPSN

I was accessorizing my drink and was saddened by the fact that there is only 1 person who would get my nnamdi awesomestraw joke. Jim Buelow

I'm fairly indifferent about Christian Laettner. #30for30

They should make commercials that advertise when the next Kate Upton iOS game commercial is on. I'd TiVo it.

In other news, the best part about today was when Upton autocorrected into Putin.

Kentucky vs Hampton

For one person on another persons shoulders wearing a Senagalese disguise, they are quite coordinated. #ucirvine #MarchMadness

"Somebody set a fire through the Internet" - The latest and greatest from CSI:Cyber. #nofilter

"We thought his trick flower only shot water. This one shot bullets." #csicircus

I'm kind of in for an outdoor Final Four. Remember when Hitman Sharpshootered Yokozuna at the outdoor Summer Slam!?!?

@SullyActsUp I recently saw a pic of Amare Stoudemire (Knicks) taking a $550 red wine bath at those bath you took me too. Consider it...

I think I got my Twitter back. Back to tweeting every 3 months. Be on your toes!