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Me, literally every night of the week.

I immediately lose respect for anyone who has to “go get my wallet” whilst making an online purchase because what do you mean you don’t know your credit card number, expiration date, and CVC off the top of your head??? What are you doing with your life?!

The best part of any wedding is the dancing.

Alexandra Daddario wins this competition by a mile. It’s the light and dark contrast that always wins.

That is RICH coming from the French.

She says “I’m not dumb” whilst spewing some of the dumbest sh*t I’ve ever heard. She is both dumb and evil; they all are. And they should all face societal scorn or worse, especially that grinning hyena to the left.

Douglas nails it. No fluff and just on point.

Have you ever had bagged produce that has liquefied in the bottom of your fridge crisper drawer drip onto your leg as you take it out (held away from you by two fingers, eyes closed) to be thrown away? No? Then don’t talk to me about trauma. You don’t know what the word means.

Ben Rhodes "Everyone knows it." You're not just a liar, Ben Rhodes. You're a delusional, manipulative sociopath. You are a very sick individual. And everyone knows it.

I'm sorry to say that Sam Tanenhaus's biography of William F. Buckley is a huge disappointment. I reviewed it, as well as a much more satisfying study of National Review's books & arts section, for The TLS. the-tls.com/lives/biograph…

Narrator: He has never once mocked or criticized Muslims. He knows what he can get away with.

IT’S GOOD FOR YOU!

Friday night plans, as if I’m not 40.

Back from my outing tonight and my 8 year old sees me furiously cleaning my handbag and asks what happened. Me: “I got churro sauce all over it!” 8 yo: *gasps* But that’s vintage Dior! I could not be prouder of her. She knows her stuff. 😭😭😭

I thought this girl in college was super pretty but also I am an uber nerd with no ability to flirt and when she asked if we could hang out at the library I told her all about the fantasy world I was creating. For two hours. She was not a nerd. We now have 5 kids

Looking forward to voluntarily committing myself whenever my house is filthy or my kids are being annoying.

NBC News uses the word "mother" to describe an insufferable female cat owner but gets queasy about using it to describe women who give birth to actual babies.

Only people who’ve never been told they have good genes/don’t have someone who wants to have their children are mad at the Sydney Sweeney ad.