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Alan Champneys

@al_prof

Professor of applied nonlinear things; eclectic enthusiast of ping pong, corny jokes, cycling, Bowie, cricket, the outdoors and opposing counterfactual populism

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calendar_today15-02-2009 21:37:22

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Despicable behaviour from our the looney Labour leader. Why didn’t he catch the Unibomber? Or Genghis Khan? More generally how dare he have a career before politics that wasn’t about making a pile of money through dodgy offshore investments! #sarcasm The Sun

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Pray, wherefore art thou? Liz Moggy Penny Grant Merce Fabby All gone Lost Bunty just weeps & won’t get out of bed Ramrod our lab just whines Jill hasn’t opened the village shop I sit alone In the dark Just me fiddling restlessly with my conkers We are beaten. #BritainHasFallen 😔

Pray, wherefore art thou?
Liz
Moggy
Penny
Grant
Merce
Fabby
All gone
Lost
Bunty just weeps & won’t get out of bed
Ramrod our lab just whines
Jill hasn’t opened the village shop
I sit alone
In the dark
Just me fiddling restlessly with my conkers
We are beaten.
#BritainHasFallen
😔
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Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (sometimes Tommy Robinson) deleted this Tweet, as he accidentally included his (now) ex-lawyer telling him that he will no longer represent him. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (sometimes Tommy Robinson) deleted this Tweet, as he accidentally included his (now) ex-lawyer telling him that he will no longer represent him.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump completely fails to understand the question he’s asked and rambles on incoherently. It’s clear Donald Trump has lost his mental capacity. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Trump is senile.

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Thanks First West of England the X39 from Bath to Bristol has had two cancelled busses now then a “sorry not in service” that the app thought was the actual bus. Premium computer service? Not West of England Mayoral Combined Authority is it time to retender this route or take it over?

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.First West of England once again your busses are proving unreliable to my commute. I arrived at rudmore park for X39 to Bristol at 10.05. Next bus has continually been 5-7 mins away and it is now 10.30am. Do you not operate a contingency?