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So happy I went with The Atlantic. It was that or take 150k from the Enquirer to kill it.

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Happy to get nominated for best documentary from the Emmys today. If you haven’t seen Albert Brooks: Defending my Life you can use my Max account. Call me for the number.

Very excited.

It’s out today! Criterion did a fantastic job making these movies look better than ever plus some very cool special features. Excited for people to revisit both of them!

Donald Trump keeps saying we’re being laughed at all over the world, as a comedian this is a huge achievement.

I wonder if the undecided voter after hearing Trump talk about Arnold Palmer‘s penis says “That’s it. I’m now Trump all the way.”

It’s so odd this election had the same machines the same poll workers the same rules and yet not one republican is saying it’s fixed. I wonder what happened.

Better late than never. Welcome!

I need new pants.

Two weeks from tonight I look forward to seeing my friends in San Francisco. It should be a fun evening! https:/ cityboxoffice.com/eventperforman…

David Muir must confess which movie he got this from!

I’m not one to brag, but I just put up the funniest goddamn TikTok you’ve ever seen!

Had a great time. Thanks for inviting me.

Look on the bright side. Eggs are almost 15¢ cheaper.

If you have any money left we would love to see you in Santa Barbara at the end of May. We’re gonna have a great time. lobero.org/events/albert-…

Snubbed??? My agent told me I won.

When Kanye West is the one pleading for Trump and Musk to make up you now know the world is officially bat shit crazy.

I only met Brian Wilson once. He was kind enough to let me use In My Room for my movie Mother. I just have to say if anybody deserves to find peace, it’s him.