 
                                Alex Smith
@alexjs
Funnier in theory.
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https://alexsmith.org 21-02-2008 00:03:33
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        Just got the best stickers from our Microsoft Security team (cc SwiftOnSecurity, Sarah Young)
 
                        
                    
                    
                    
                 
         
        LOCKDOWN ALCOHOLICS: replace "too hungover for breakfast or lunch" with "intermittent fasting" to pretend to have your life together and lord it over banana bread baking quarantine triathletes (𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀)
 
         
         
                        