I’ve never seen a man happier than when klunder hears the word alcohol. #woof

I saw Zander use an extra heavy tampon the other day. Not surprised his pussy is leaking. #woof

I heard RJ punches a hole in the wall every time he gets with a freshman. #woof

Francz the type of dude to pick up his date at a preschool. #woof

Vena the type of dude to get kicked out of a buffet with his big back ass. #woof

I heard ryan auditioned for the role Sid the sloth in the live action ice age. I can see the resemblance. #woof