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SYSTON COMEDY CLUB! Join us at The Pharmacie in Syston next week for the next instalment of Syston Comedy Club! Catch top-quality pro comedians in a tiny little micropub gig, with cosy seating and craft beer! ⏰8PM Showtime 📆 Wed 3rd July 🎫: ticketsource.co.uk/jokes-on-us/t-…

😂OADBY COMEDY CLUB😂 Join us in Oadby this weekend for a terrific night of comedy at Oadby Royal British Legion! Three top comedians and compere in a fab local venue! Tickets available here: ticketsource.co.uk/jokes-on-us/t-…

Ivan Toney must be gutted. He had a tenner on Slovakia.

England have played in the same way I react when my wife comes in from work and I’ve been at home all day. Do absolutely nothing for hours and then just jump into action and start frantically cooking and cleaning like a lunatic #ENGvSLO

The best way to announce the election results is the old-school Soccer Saturday lineup. Jeff Stelling in the hot seat. 'There's been a shock result at Wolverhampton South, but WHICH way has it gone, Chris Kamara?

Entrepreneurs: If you want to make your first million, open a milkshake shop in Clacton-On-Sea

This is why UK politics is undefeated. Can you imagine the US president running against a tv star with a big round orange head?

Harry Kane playing like someone who's only experience of False 9 is reading about it on Wikipedia

OADBY COMEDY CLUB! Join us in Oadby on Friday 13th September for another fantastic edition of Oadby Comedy Club - with BGT star Danny Posthill! Tickets on sale here: ticketsource.co.uk/jokes-on-us/t-…

I know Biden pulling out of the US presidential race is big news but I can’t stop thinking about how an asparagus fortune teller prediction on Jeremy Vine could be right. x.com/chiefbrody1984…

When September rolls around, the best tonic for the start of Autumn is laughter. Our new season of Comedy Clubs is perfectly timed on the 20 Sep and it's a crackin' line up! Phil Chapman Stella Graham Alex Hylton Danny Deegan Book tickets now: bit.ly/3WS6tRG

😆 If you're up for a night of laughter, make sure you join us at the Arts Hub in Ripon 🎤 @paulsilkywhite 🎤 Alex Hylton 🎤 @JohnScottComedy 🎟️ Tickets for this show are priced at £10 per person ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/ripon-aug…

Stop The Blokes

'Going down to the protest today, do you want anything?' 'Yes please, can you loot me some milk'

Imagine having work done on your house, logging into twitter and the builder you hired is on the internet drinking a pint of Sardines

SYSTON COMEDY CLUB Don't miss tonight's Syston Comedy Club featuring Kevin Dewsbury and Freddie Farrell! Top acts performing at the beautiful Pharmacie Arms for a night of craft beer and comedy! Use the code BEER to get a discount on tonight's show. ticketsource.co.uk/jokes-on-us/t-…

Kevin's great! If you're in/around Nottingham and after something to see at Nottingham Comedy Festival, you'll be in safe hands with Kevin Daniel. A great storyteller, his new show will be ace!

Hosting an absolutely top double-headline show in Leicester on Jan 8th at the wonderful Phoenix Leicester! Tickets and info here: phoenix.org.uk/whats-on/progr…

THIS WEEK: CLASSROOM COMEDY CLUB! Join us in Leicester for another terrific lineup at The Real Ale Classroom! ⭐️ Live at the Apollo's Lindsey Santoro ⭐️ Rising Star CK Nath ⭐️Stand Up Sketch Show's Jacob Hawley ⭐️ Leicester's Own Jay Neale Tix here: ticketsource.co.uk/jokes-on-us/t-…

If that's the original Gangnam Style, that means the guy at the start is trying to rap in Korean. Sensational effort, 10/10, no notes