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Jack Wright and I talk comedy in St. Louis on this week’s episode of GRUBARD! Check it out on YouTube. youtu.be/6WB0MT8MkIs?si…

Cops on cop shows have a body type less like cops and more like actors.

And they won’t be the funny kind like in GTA games, but the lame kind like in mobile games.

Hot damn! The dudes have done it!

Ain’t no party like a pizza party ‘cause a pizza party means the whole class got Bs.

I’ll be waiting for the subway too long and start googling, “who the hell was Delancey and why does his train station suck?”

New format is just more reruns of Ridiculousness.

Ugh, I just pinned someone’s text thread in iMessage. This is so embarrassing.

Thats more felonies than I’ve had roommates.

It smells like someone stabbed a keg of Budweiser in this bar.

JUNE 13 at theDojoofComedyEAST in Morris Plains, NJ! tiffscomedy.com/shows/266488

Oh no!!!! Martin Mull was the best! #RIPMartinMull

#RIPMartinMull I’ve watched this video on repeat so many times, I love it so much. I Want To Be God - Performed Live In Concert youtu.be/RiH2HbjfzNs?si…

Local NY News has become, “this person moved out of New York City and now their rent is cheaper.”

I feel bad for the bullet.

That Sticker Mule email is going to show up on a lot of VistaPrint t-shirts.

Think JD Vance calls Trump “Meemaw?”

Biden has COVID. God is taking out the nominees’ senses one by one.

Biden dropped out. Now him and I have something in common.

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