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Elmo and Grok’s Public Apology Tour

9 million? Oh my days, you sad twat. The Great British National Protest

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A mother shares a video of her house cat: ‘He takes my kids to the bus every day, makes sure they get off safely, and then comes home.’

If you need a good smile today. 6 weeks is all it took...

Isabel Oakeshott Right on Isabel In fact, I've been in touch with the Reform leader of my local authority to get his views on this scandal He's promised to get back to me just as soon as he gets out of school.

At a baseball game last night Absolutely superb, top shithousery 🤣

Very rare Giraffes.

Highlights of yesterday's game between (insert here) & (Insert here) #football #efl #adidas #cup

I know you have a lot of friends, but don't bring them home every day.

We don't need no educashion We don't need no fawt cuntrol 🤣🤣🤣

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I asked them “Do you speak-a-my language?” They just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich. I’m not a Man from Down Under. I have their names and a voice recording. We must confront them every time.

Just landed Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. 3 staff working. I said to them “I’m playing all the right notes” None of them responded with “But not necessarily in the right order” I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time

These cats crack me up. I might have to get one if it's going to be like this. 🤣

Didn’t realise Joey Barton was so bad at taking penalties. Maybe Chloe Kelly could teach him how to take one 🤣🤣

Help Identify This Scumbag. The guy in the pink shorts watched as his two young sons chased a mother sheep over a cliff near Porth Joke today. When a couple of passers-by objected, he threatened to throw them over the cliff too. Nice chap, bears the legend "Made in England

Happy anniversary to this fella. #FarageRiots x.com/Stevo_Stonko/s…