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Your parents randomly mentioning everyone’s size in their story

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When you come out of binge drinking retirement

How your situationship speaks to you when they’re done

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If my girlfriend was in Sinners

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Your pale friend in summer

Corporate people after going to Glastonbury

Last week I had a massage and the masseuse kept talking about how everything was too woke nowadays I could feel myself getting tense and relaxed at the same time

It’s too hot to do anything fun

How straight men have emotional conversations (TomElwes)

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Your friend who’s never mentioned tennis once in their life (Wimbledon’s on)

Every couple playing games together

Drunk woman keeps interrupting Southend show

When your partner has a type Fred Asquith

Working at MasterChef in the 10s