
Alice Hassall
@aliceandidiots
Making your life look normal since I discovered social networks. UselessWife | AverageMum | BipolarTwat
Lover of Sun, Gin & Coffee
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04-01-2010 14:52:48
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Just planted Robin's story spoons at The Palmer Academy for #WorldBookDayUK. Great idea, great fun. His big brother is doing some too. #CaptainUnderpants #DogMan #DavPilkey #PilkeyPower


Always one to want the outfit we can't buy in, Robin has realised yet again the bonus of having a mum who has a glue gun and endless supply of felt. Enjoy today The Palmer Academy Comic Relief does Superheroes #comicrelief #DavPilkey #DogMan




Yes John Lewis & Partners! Your new insurance advert is just unreal. That kid is all the Sass! And it's not even Christmas! #johnlewisadvert

Oi Sajid Javid, I was with you until you basically said we were 'obviously mistaken about dates'. 19yr old with Downs, clinically vulnerable, had his second jab in MARCH... I don't think it's me that can't do the maths. (Good Morning Britain)



Such terrible news of the horrendous fire in Tilehurst. Our sister school Ranikhet Academy is acting as a donation centre for those affected. If you have any donations please bring them into our office and we can take them over to Ranikhet Academy on your behalf. Thank you

9 days until we fly to Florida. His Majesty’s Passport Office has STILL not returned my sons renewal passport after 10 weeks. No answer to calls, emails, CEO, MP. We also need for our ESTAs! #PassportOffice #ukpassport Jamie Wallis MP Abi Tierney UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson BBC Watchdog


Oi Walkers Crisps what sort of evil prank is this? I was so excited for these bad boys and they're plainer than a plain thing! No flavouring whatsoever; not even a hint 🤨 You ok hun?


I mean, in the grand scheme of things this isn't life or death, but it's the school holidays and I hid in the cupboard to enjoy these by myself and now I'm contemplating opening the gin instead... look what you've done Walkers Crisps. Tut. #mumlife #disappointed #poorme

Never book with Icelandair what an absolute joke. Despite offering to pay any fees etc they are refusing to change the passenger so I can remove my cheating ex husband from our family trip in the new year! Seriously, it's a simple admin change what a rip off.