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Pretty disgraceful none of the rest of the stag night are anywhere to be seen.

I know vibes are a massively overrated and deeply unreliable currency, but if we’re going with vibes as the campaigns draw to a close, Trump is toast.

Honestly Matt. It’s like you don’t even want me to make this endorsement video. 🤨

Bruce Dickinson here, failing to recognise “I mean, COME ON!” is not actually a valid strategy for renegotiating the relationship with your nearest & largest trading block which you voted to ruin. How about “I’m SORRY” for starters. Not all of us are in Iron Maiden.

Dear Santa...

Nothing says 'representing Clacton on the world stage' like fist-pumping a sex-pest at a racism rally. One of the joys of this election is going to be seeing how quickly one loser tries to unshackle himself from another.

Or I dunno, the entire country could do away with the bafflingly ridiculous Electoral College and decide who runs the place based on some mad old random equation like who won the most votes.

Here it comes. mediamatters.org/voter-fraud-an…

The fact that Channel 4 have opted to give de Pfiffel airtime on this most important of nights should bar anyone from watching. Thoroughly recommend the The Rest Is Politics livestream so far. Dominic Sandbrook, Marina Hyde and Anthony Scaramucci? I mean, come on. youtube.com/watch?v=sAmC9F…

If the UK did exit polls like the States did exit polls it would mostly be a lot of anger about trains.

Very worth listening to David Frum on this. Superb.

This would all be a lot easier if America was five hours ahead. Bloody exceptionalism.

FFS. Just flipped over to Channel 4 as Johnson had gone and they've got George bloody Santos on. This is the biggest election in democratic history, not f**king Eurotrash. I'm off to bed. If I was emily m & Krishnan Guru-Murthy I'd do the same before Ronald McDonald turns up.

There'll be something more constructive to say soon I suppose, about Europe, defence, the need to protect those who are under threat. But for now, there is just despair.

What is fucking wrong with these people?

The thing that baffles me is that good and serious people have seen versions of what happened tonight in the US for eight years and are still surprised that people don’t see the world as they do. 1) Voters think “the economy” is “can I afford to live” NOT “we are doing better

Right. That horrible knot I had in my stomach for a couple of years is back. I’m going to drop my kids at school, take the dog for breakfast, then turn my phone off & do some hard manual work. I think it also has to be time to leave this place. Welcome to the next four years.😔

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

I don’t think you can get as drunk as MAGA right now.