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Alternative Archers

@alternatearcher

The darker side of Ambridge. “An uncensored everyday story of country folk”

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Justin: Me! I had my own few weird Scrooge days the other week. Alice: yes, you were talking to an AI Rex! Anyone else? #TheArchers

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Kenton: Me! Instead of hair brained money making ideas, last week I thought it would be good for business to let a rusted out old camper van park in the pub car park to boost business (and Jolene’s fortune) #TheArchers

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Faith: OhMyGawd. Chuck, look, that woman serving at the bar……see her there…..is she country singing sensation Jolene Rogers? 🙄 #TheArchers

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Clarrie: Ere’ Eddie. Let’s get rid of all that old junk in the barn and have a bonfire. We could use the ridiculous scripts we’ve had this week as kindling to light it. #TheArchers

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Tom: NATASHA! I’m not making my sister homeless. I can’t bear to think of her living at the bottom of Lakey Hill at Christmas #TheArchers

Tom: NATASHA! 
I’m not making my sister homeless. 
I can’t bear to think of her living at the bottom of Lakey Hill at Christmas #TheArchers
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Emma: I don’t wanna talk about me! Shula: What?!!! I would. Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me #TheArchers

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Fallon: Mums my boss, but she’s not too bad - she’s better that Ruth - she just tore strips off of me and bitched about the mess. #TheArchers

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David: One of life’s many mysteries: Who leaves a baby abandoned on a door step? Who doesn’t pick up after their dogs? Who makes brother in law go up on the roof in the winter to remove a flapping banner? #TheArchers

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Clarrie: Susan. It’ll be me! After I poisoned the ice cream with my dicky tum all those years ago - I’ll be picked. #TheArchers

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Susan: What if it’s me Clarrie! I’d have to go back to work in entertainment. Clarrie: Entertainment? Susan: Radio Clarrie. I was a DJ. Like Scott Mills and sara cox💙 #TheArchers

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Jennifer: Oh! Mum! You’re here! What a wonderful surprise! Let me get you a G&T and then you can tell me everything. *hugs Peggy* #thearchers