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Sometimes life is too cruel 🙏🏼💔

I've been wallowing in all the oasis footage from last night, crying in to my cornflakes, in utter despair that I couldn't get tickets. Not without taking out a second mortgage, anyway.

Nothing says summer break quite like Marcus posting some topless gym workout photos to remind us all how hard working, committed and focused he is.

This fella impregnates every women he comes across (quite literally). If he continues this tradition with the women of Burnley then I doff my hat to him.

I'm going to put Barry Maguire in to a movie, TV show or pop culture photo every day from today until I either forget or can no longer be bothered. Day one.

I'm going to put Barry Maguire in to a movie, TV show or pop culture photo every day from today until I either forget or can no longer be bothered. Day two.

I'm going to put Barry Maguire in to a movie, TV show or pop culture photo every day from today until I either forget or can no longer be bothered. Day three.

There have been many players over the last 12 years who I've had quite strong feelings of contempt for. But none of them, and I mean none of them, come close to the feelings that I have for this complete waste of space. What an utter embarrassment of a 'footballer'.

I didn't get Oasis tickets so I've sulked off to Wales for the weekend, put the wee one to bed, drank some rum & cooked up a banging carbonara for myself and the Mrs. Have a good one. Unless you're at Heaton park. Then I hope it rains.

Morning x

Love how they added the '.5' year, in an attempt to deliver maximum impact for the Berties. Proper City that.

My reaction as the realisation kicked in that I had misread weeks for months.

Sexy Bruno loves the Comms. Pass it on.

I'm going to put Barry Maguire in to a movie, TV show or pop culture photo every day from today until I either forget or can no longer be bothered. Day five.