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Me: You want chicken? Or just rice and veggies? Rach: let’s just do rice and veggies, and then we can have ice cream after. Me: are you being sarcastic? Rach: no I mean for like a protein.

We’re rereading #FiveFeetApart by Rachael Lippincott while we wait (im)patiently for Five Feet Apart to come out on March 15th! What about you?

My dad is playing in a baseball tourney rn and my mom just sent me a minute long video that ends with him getting thrown out at first

The waitress could serve a BUCKET full of ranch with whatever my mom orders, and she would still ask for extra ranch before the waitress even sets her bucket down on the table.

I am a fully grown adult and following my mom around a grocery store is still like chasing a mirage in the desert

“Excuse me, ma’am, do you need some help with that?” “NO IM GAY”

*after 2 minutes of this back and forth Me: you know my mom’s a witch. R: she is not. Me: okay. R: Alyson, your mom is not a witch! Me: *shrugs* R: stop! You’re freaking me out!

🥰 Congrats Rach!!!! 🍾

Congrats Rachael Lippincott! #FiveFeetApart is #1 on the The New York Times bestseller list for the 3rd week!! Don't forget to watch Five Feet Apart in theaters now!

Rachael just woke up, whispered, “Alyson, look.” Pointed at a brown pillow and said, “Hank.”

My mom left my dad in charge of booking the AirBnB this time, and he booked a yurt and she didn’t find out until they arrived at said yurt

YAYYY!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Me and Rach: “let’s get matching backpacks, it’ll be so cute!” Also Me and Rach: *constantly have to meet up because we took the wrong backpacks

Driving through my hometown and I just saw two infant-sized car seats strapped to the back of a man’s four wheeler in the middle of a field. Very on brand for Greenville, PA.

The biggest act of “I’m all in” in a gay relationship isn’t moving in together, it’s going down to one straightener and one blow dryer

WOOO!!