What a convenient time to leave the country.

Within a week we've had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring and sports gambling corruption. We're living in the 1920s.

Funny story George Springer told me that didn’t make the piece. He recently bought a thermometer for his kid who was feeling under the weather. George and his wife then had a brief moment of panicked confusion until they realized the reading was in Celsius.

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the blue jays are one of two (2) corporate owned teams in the mlb. they play in the rogers owned rogers centre (skydome), broadcast on rogers owned tv and radio stations. they are quite literally capitalist privatization personified.

Was just thinking about this art

blue jays alternate realistic logo

Lmao

The first one is the only good one

The Zohran scandals are really piling up. First he takes his wife to dinner. Now he's calling a family elder "auntie"... monstrous

imagine how much better everyone's quality of life would be if the automobile lobby didn't exist and all our cities had accessible, effective public transit

Did something happen between them?

the chive cutting community is absolutely frying me 😂

he has fallen victim to a fishing call :(

Adil’s on reddit

With the Series being 2-2, Game 5 is very important. Whichever team wins takes control of the Series!

Turns out a dril “help me budget this” type line-up works in baseball

Carl Robinson was born 10 years too early