I like that one of Native Americans who marched yesterday yelled at all the racist MAGA hat wearers to go back to Europe. Hahahahah! Exactly. Ho back to Europe with your Maga hats, and see how that pans out.

Giuliani tells NYer he's "been through all the tapes" and that's how he knew BuzzFeed misreported. Pressed on what he means by tapes, Giuliani: "I shouldn’t have said tapes." Pressed again, says, "I have listened to tapes, but none of them concern this." newyorker.com/news/the-new-y…

I’m running for president. Join me on this journey. corybooker.com

Awww, u mad?

"Trump pointed at the map and said he knew that Nepal was part of India, only to be told that it is an independent nation. When said he was familiar with Bhutan and knew it, too, was part of India, his briefers told him Bhutan was an independent kingdom" bit.ly/2MM0CHD?utm_so…

just in — a source at the Trump International Golf Club in Palm Beach just texted me this photo taken a short time ago. omelette bar:

Ok FOR SERIOUS THOUGH: who’s buying the rights to “I believe I can fly” and turning it into an escape from abuse anthem?????????

The Post put the fact that I get into cars (while proposing a plan to invest in better car technology) on their front page 😂 Pack it up folks, the Pulitzer’s been decided. No one can rival this kind of hard-hitting journalism

I must have been living under a rock, and I feel like a total asshole for just now finding out about Chunk. I’m so sorry Chelsea Handler I sat here and cried for 30 minutes. I sent you pictures once of my beloved dog who could’ve been Chunk’s twin. I’m so sorry he’s gone. 💔

I love my job.

Alright that’s it. No more religion. Y’all broke it. Ya don’t do it right. None of you. NONE. No more. #nomas #ShutItDown #thatsawrap

I love the new @esurance app that monitors driving habits! Now I’m not the only one telling my husband he’s a horrible driver! Sensitive passenger my butt!! 💕💕💕😂

5-year-old: Gesundheit is for farts. Me: ...

I’m liking Pete Buttigieg. He’s young but he’s smart. And... I’m sorry but I don’t want people making decisions for all of us who are of the mindset that the average cost of a home is $12,000 and teachers are “well-paid” #TheTimeHasComeForTheYoungToRunShit

If they grill Barr any harder I’m gonna need BBQ sauce!! P.s. I love hearing grown men who believe truly that they are smart say words like “Sennance” instead of “sentence”

I asked Archive: Ben Carson about REOs - a basic term related to foreclosure - at a hearing today. He thought I was referring to a chocolate sandwich cookie. No, really.

Um. ScottsMiracle-Gro? Can we talk about how this song is about having NO ROOTS? None. AKA dead plant. I know I should be concerned with other things. BUT. NO ROOTS?!? 🙃 youtu.be/BBW4uvLyih4

(1) turkey wants to push the kurds out of that part of syria. (2) trump gives ‘em the OK to invade. (3) pence brokers a “deal” in which the kurds... must get out of that part of syria. (4) the US agrees to un-sanction turkey. that’s a “deal” like being mugged is a deal.

Way to go hiking your price by 100% for CHRISTMAS AT&T You just lost a customer of 10 years, but I’m sure you didn’t notice considering I’m only one of MILLIONS of customers who have cancelled in the last few months. #idiots #christmas #crime #pricehike #attpricehike #att #stole