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Porkin’ like a pig ain’t easy, but someone has to do it.

Hey Medieval Times, send us your knight with the biggest sword (and by sword, we mean penis).

Encyclopedia sales ain’t easy, but someone’s gotta do it.

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Tickets for MoMAF on sale soon. Watch this space 🎟️

Cheers to all the strong moms holding it down… Except Maureen, you sloppy bitch.

Like this post if you struggle with getting your straw into the Capri Sun.

Any idiot can own a book, but it takes a true idiot to read one.

Woke up in a cold sweat wondering what it would sound like if Steve, Klaus, and Principal Lewis started a rap crew… to be continued.

TV Magic, baby! ✨ #ElectricGuest #ScottGrimes

Hey babe, wake up. New musical ep of American Dad just dropped.

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Level Up or w/e #ScottGrimes & #ElectricGuest.

Who’s the best comedian to ever exist?

Hello. I am Guardian. Terrible to meet you.

If I ask you to order regular-crust pizza, just know it means I’ve doomed the planet.

Never trust AI to do Stan's job.

Why post later, when you could post now? 🤔