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I have a story in this issue of The Paris Review, along with a few of my favorite writers. It’s surreal to see my name in a magazine that has meant so much to me for so long.

There’s a third choice

Thrilled to be on this list! Pre-order my novel now

"Sometimes what's right for the hole isn't right for the soul" - Mirasol on Real Housewives of Miami

Y'all notice they're rounding up most of these "freeloading" immigrants AT WORK???!!

They should do a love island where everyone is 35 and has a back ache

LA! Come see me in conversation about my debut novel with Aimee Bender on July 24th at 7 pm

Taking my car for a smog check — worried he fuckin loves smog and won’t pass

Writer and comedian Amy Silverberg (First Time, Long Time) on the throbbing humanity pulsing within Reddit… sometimes. Listen at Maximum Fun HQ or wherever you get your podcasts.

#ICYMI Talking hot cross buns, chromatic harmonicas, and Reno with writer comedian Amy Silverberg (First Time, Long Time). Listen Maximum Fun HQ or wherever you get your podcasts.

pouring my cold brew into one of these every morning so i stop drinking it too fast

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

The next person I meet who comments on my height (small) will get shown a very tiny gun

It’s time I get my hands on a gigantic tortoise

I will spend the Fourth of July in the casino