Football is a simple game, 22 men chase the ball for 82 minutes and the Germans get a player sent off so 21 men chase the ball for 13 minutes and at the end the Germans somehow fucking win.

Appleby AFC @GreystokeFC_ Andrew Butterworth 3-0 to appleby

Reserves came out 2-1 winners yesterday against a very strong stavely side. It was a real battle and a great performance all round with mom going to Andrew Butterworth who scored 1 and put a real shift in. Our other goal scorer was Antony Lund.

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Reserves 2-1 win against Greystoke FC. Goal scorers Louis RW & Andrew Butterworth Butty dispatching his penalty into the top 🗑 in typical fashion to secure the game early in the second half. MotM - Ben Collinson #TheQuestForSurvivalContinues

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A great win also for our Reserve team away at @SUFC2016 yesterday! Winning 3-1, scoring all our goals early in the first half. MOTM & Hattrick hero Andrew Butterworth ⚽️⚽️⚽️ 🍎🐝 #UTR

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Our reserve team stormed into a 4-1 against Staveley United going down early but coming back strong and sealing a comfortable win. Scorers; Andrew Butterworth ⚽️⚽️ Morgan ⚽️ Jack Baxter ⚽️ Andy Butt with this pearler to go 2-1 up. 💫 😍

Morning Dele 😂😂😂

Today’s result... Appleby AFC 5 AmblesideUnitedFC 1 Goalscorer’s Jordan Crawford (4) Jack Overs

Today's #MUFC starting XI - and it looks like 4-3-3 for the Reds! 🔴 #MUNCHE 🔵

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