TGIF Jeopardy

Haha so true.

Bidding starts at $200,000.

I could sincerely do without people referring to donuts as "moist" and "flavorful". #bitchplease #foodsnob #foodreviews

My posts on Facebook are a lot better. I only post on Twitter when another comic talks about posting on their Twitter and I remember I started doing this. #TwitterMomentOfTheDecade #2020goals #2020WillBeTheYearFor

Despite my Christmas laziness I still did an open mic tonight, picked up a paid gig, and had a celeb siting while food shopping. #2020NYE #newyearseveeve #comedian #celebsiting

Nobody reads my Twitter except the guy sitting next to me on the train right now as I write this. I need more followers! #2020WillBeTheYearFor #2020goals #2020Vision

Listen, I’m a vegan. I won’t eat a burger unless it’s IMPOSSIBLE or BEYOND. It has to be a burger above the concept of reality.

I’m getting confused Fox News says there’s no coronavirus CNN says there is coronavirus the Food Network says tacos are cool 😎

JK Rowling only thinks IT is a scary book because it’s a gender neutral pronoun

Yesterday, my phone "overheard" my conversation and replied innocuously " Please don't tell anyone, but I don't get why people eat spam, it just clogs your inbox." Minja bi'ness phone!

I'm back on Twitter right after I heard it would be shutdown.

getting aroused at a funeral, call that mourning wood

This girl trolling Matt Gaetz is all of us