Orange-pilling people is like planting seeds in concrete.
Theyβll be resistant.
They roll their eyes and laugh.
They call you βthe crypto guy.β
But then they watch you:
Not stressing over day-to-day price swings.
Calmly buying more when it dips.
Humbly holding while Bitcoin
Bitcoin just ripped past $96,000.
Only $104K to go before Iβm safe from facial reconstruction surgery.
The deal stands:
If Bitcoin doesnβt hit $200,000 in 2025,
you can punch me in the face.
Yesterday I was doing yard work and attempted to jump over my fence to rake the other side.
But as I kicked off, my foot slipped.
I smashed my nuts on the fence.
As I sat there in pure agony, still on the fence, one thought crossed my mind:
This must be what the Left has felt