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My syphilised yarbles! What terrible trick is this? Wouldst that this so-called “ntfwows” dared show its gloopy gulliver in my presence, I’d give it a real lashing of the old ultra-violence, real horrorshow-like!

Top of the morning to ya, you filthy old bratchnies!

Now, what is this funny fella up to? Viddy well, little brothers and sisters, viddy well!

O my bored ape brothers and sisters, your friend and humble tweeter needs more followers! Could you find it in your hearts to follow my rarefied ramblings? I shall of course return the favor!

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I drove the Durango-95 out to the country for some much-needed R&R this last week. What has transpired in my conspicuous absence? Much dratsing amongst my primitive primate primaries regarding some koshky competitors of the feline persuasion! What chepooka is this?

Viddy well, my brothers and sisters, viddy well!

Viddy well, ape brothers and sisters! Yours truly participated in this blind drop, and my glazz-balls are now greedily gorging on the pure gorgeosity of this final loop. Real horrorshow!

Having been bored with numerous non-stop nights of ultra-violence, this evening past I decided to try something new. I put glorious Ludwig van on the tape player, sharpened my stylus, and drew the derivative ape you now viddy below. What say you, droogs? Real horrorshow?

Welly well well! I’ve minted my first NFT. Ape DeLarge shall live forever on the Ethereum blockchain. Viddy well, little brothers, viddy well! opensea.io/assets/0x495f9…

O Twitter gods, I’ve long been yearny to try that rarest of Moloko-plus, laced with the purest Twitter synthemesc. Please send these perfect pills my way so I might hear those angel trumpets and devil trombones! Your humble droog Ape DeLarge implores you!

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I rather enjoyed this blind drop last time ‘round. My glazz-balls eagerly await the latest results! Viddy well, O brothers, viddy well!

When will this hairless ape get absorbed by the NFT space?

The password? Fidelio.

Real horrorshow! #NewProfilePic

An honorable homage to another fantastic film from that master of sinny, Sir Stanley himself! Viddy well, my brothers, viddy well!

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What’s good, my droogies?