Raat gayi baat gayi

Here’s my honest reaction after seeing this

Meri like ki hui reels se mujhe judge Krna sahi baat nahi hai

I’ve been sober for 2 days, someone call the Guinness World Records

Haan me wahi majdur hoon jo Saturday ko bhi office jata hai

It’s been days since that oomf interacted with me. I’m basically a ghost now💀

Not forgetting, not forgiving, just observing type shit

Mujhe nahi pata meri salary kaha chali jati hai

Now this is the kind of Bollywood I truly adore #TereIshkMein

Phir se aa gya Monday muhh utha ke

Like this tweet if you want me in your DMs without saying it

Salary aa gyi hai dosto ab pese me aag lagana shuru Krna pdega

My delusion comes with self-awareness included

Delhi me koi apne kaam se kaam kyu nhi rakhta

Winter arc shuru karna hai jldi se jldi

The moment I fall for someone, my entire persona glitches

Saw Gen Z fighting and my back started hurting automatically

Finally understand why adults always had “one drink” after work

You don’t have to crack jokes, Just observe life carefully and it becomes comedy

We really know how to lie to ourselves, huh