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In the span of one week I randomly ended up sitting next to Weird Al Yankovic at 3 totally different restaurants across town. The third one was empty except for just us, and he definitely recognized me at that point, and looked a little concerned.

Raise your hand if you don’t care WHO is in the Epstein files, Democrats or Republicans, you want to see unredacted files RELEASED... NOW. Stop. Protecting. Pedophiles.🤚

What is this guy smoking? And may we have some

Entirely accurate

What the fuuuuuuuuu

Wait I’m sorry, what now?

You’ll be shocked to learn that she has both a reference to her Christian faith and 🇺🇸 in her bio.

This is why Older Millennials are the only truly sane generation who has ever lived, or probably will ever live

The world doesn't need a new James Bond movie. It needs a prequel series about 006 & 007's brotherhood across various commando/special service missions and journey to MI6 Could be done in 1940s canon, but would be best as modern adaptation flashing back to their time in GWOT 🎬

If there are Dem politicians on the Epstein list, every Democrat voter is cool with them being exposed, tried, and hauled off to jail. Surely Republican voters feel the same about any and all potential GOP politicians on the list. Right?

They know if you’ve been to SeaWorld or not.

Yes. And it was glorious

I’ve watched the video so many times because her reaction is just so perfect “Oohhh you’re so fucked”

Anyone checked in on Liver King?

I remember watching this as a kid

It’s such a cesspool

Trying to figure out where the fuck it came from

I ended up at random person’s house with John Mayer & 3 other people. He used our names frequently, and even though you *knew* it wasn’t true, it gave the feeling that if you bumped into him on the street one day, he’d go, “Armen! Dude, so great to see you again, how’s it been?”

ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE. IT IS JULY

Looking forward to permanent continual reported job growth numbers regardless of employment realities! A good day in our country, comrades