Twitter is a constant reminder of just how many stupid people exist in this world

Metheny

Yall keep it going, and I’ll be able to put new strings on my guitar by Christmas!

My lazy ass boss still hasn’t completed compliance training and it’s due tomorrow. This is the exact shit that makes people become disillusioned with work because there will be no accountability if it’s not finished

A little insight into my songwriting process, and how I make sure I keep having ideas and don't repeat myself musically.

When you work in a “virtual channel” but every single person has to bother you at your desk

I hate potlucks That’s it. That’s the tweet

It really annoys me when I see large podcasters being like “not everyone needs to podcast.” One that’s super obvious but it comes across condescending and elitist. Like it’s a stupid medium even when it’s “serous” content. Chill out a bit megastars

I just ate the Baconator from Wendy’s and it was so incredibly good that I am happy to report I can now hear colors.

If he keeps his phone on silent & always places it face down, it's probably because he's protecting his grandma's secret recipes.

So Gen Z, Alpha or Polar or whatever tf think texting is cringey now?

The only part of last nights game that actually made me pay attention was Boys II Men singing the National Anthem and sounding fantastic

I voted for this

It’s always the biggest losers at work that want potlucks and yes I’m still on that bs

My car registration was $100. WTF

Look guys feminism is just baked into the cake at this point. The only answer is to laugh at it and call it out when you’re asked to kill another spider

It’s nice to see it’s always a process even for the legends

Who hasn’t?

this playlist never disappoints. Ever single week, it’s beautiful.

I love playing music at bars. But I always forget about the people who never leave you alone during breaks lol