New motto "Tax. Because we would prefer your money to be our money." #austgovernment

New motto. "When nobody else will f*** you, we will. Australian Government." #auspol

New motto "Debt. Its not as scary as you think, especially if you are promised a federal pension for life." #auspol

Are you going to vote for a new Prime Minister in September? Are you sure?

We have decided the country should go to the polls and let the people decide how the nation should be governed. #auspol

Have also decided that we are going to buy everyone's votes with other big stimulus package. Money for everyone! #auspol

Actually, in a back-flip like, the carbon tax, superannuation and NDIS the previous tweets were actually lies. #auspol #westminstersystemftw