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Me: valiantly attempting solid instruction in June Students: 😁

But not if you’re planning a heist. That would be…awkward 🙄 a.co/d/0mIDpj1

Not kidding, I came face-to-butt with a skunk last night in my chicken coop. Didn't spray me, just annoyed at my intrusion on his makeshift home. But also: 190th book? Behold this. Behold it. Congrats Dan!!!!!!!!!!!!

👀Also, the most "heist-able" city according to this not-yet NYT best-selling series - a.co/d/08su6NYP (Digging for the source BRB)

This. This. THIS!

This. Was a blast. 👇

You're owed nothing in the publishing world—zilch. You could write an amazing book that nobody wants. The brutality of the industry cleanses that inner monster telling you "I deserve this." That leads only to misery. Instead, just do what you love, and get better at it. Write

🕵️I am SNEAKING around DC next month! 🙏 Thank you The International Spy Museum for hosting me and the incredible book sellers at Politics and Prose, People's Books, and Old Town Books. I *promise* not to steal anything. Holiday House Publishing, Inc. Alison Weiss Dana Chidiac Doylestown Bookshop U.S. National Archives @

October is book busy thanks to: Spy Museum Education Old Town Books Politics and Prose OLC School Vernfield Elementary DockMennoniteAcademy Princeton Public Library, NJ JazamsToys Holiday House Publishing, Inc. Pixel + Ink Junior Library Guild

I WILL BE THERE next Saturday probably spilling American secrets like how to lemon juice the Declaration Nicholas Cage style

📢The Great American RV Family Book Tour kicks off in 113 DAYS! 📙FOLLOW the planning, launch, and adventure FOR FREE: familyrvamericabooktour.substack.com Holiday House Publishing, Inc. Penguin Random House 🐧🏠📚 Alison Weiss Chris Kehan @WassLib Old Town Books Jarrett Lerner

How to cope with a Phillies collapse👇

I went looking for Nicholas Cage and found the The International Spy Museum. MISSION FAIL. But also: I rode a Lime scooter around the capitol singing the National Anthem, stars and stripe jacket flapping in the breeze, doing this second job, so also, mission accomplished. U.S. National Archives

*BONUS EPISODE*: I go looking for Nicholas Cage at the The International Spy Museum using only a Lime Scooter. ▶️open.substack.com/pub/familyrvam… The Book Mommy Pixel + Ink

Do not ever tell me about horrible Philly fans again.

🚀5 days TO LAUNCH. 👊PA schools I am coming for you 📅Full tour schedule—matthew-landis.com/national-tour

My incredibly hilarious and gracious sister-in-law cohosts the wild NC recap: Snow in Charlotte, poop towers in the RV, and MY KIDS tag along to a school presentation!!! 📷LISTEN NOW📷 📷 Spotify - shorturl.at/Kp4He 📷 Apple - shorturl.at/v5216

Career change ahead: 2nd grade teacher?

School visit tour stop #60/70: The great Lingle Avenue Elementary School in Palmyra Area SD to wrap up an epic five days. First time I've gotten to see EVERY SINGLE KID K-8 in a district this size. An honor and joy, brought to you by my incredible friend at Northside Elementary and the Palmyra Elementary PTO!

Imagine not being totally bored by history 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇