ok sorry but liverpool fans and felix stans kinda same both never stop crying when their fave lose like babe get a tissue or get a new hobby idk

omg imagine liverpool fans betting on hardrockbet then lose everything cos their team play like burnley girl if i want heartbreak i just text my ex not watch this football pls

ok listen i see yall fighting over mac jones and jalen ramsey again but honestly both guys prob cry more than me after hotpot with too much chili like boys pls go play football not drama queen academy

so like why joe burrow and mac jones both look like they lost their wallet at a frat party if i see them on street i just wanna buy them bubble tea and tell them life not so hard ok

ok i just gotta say if joe burrow and dolphins had a baby it would be a fancy fish who always injured but still get all the girls like seriously why all qb so dramatic like just throw the ball and stop flirting with my heart

so emmys and vikings both love drama but at least vikings got hotter people fighting for real not just crying on stage like emmys if you give justin jefferson a trophy he probably not gonna fake tears ya

ok but real question why vikings always fighting for nfl not emmys like pls guys go win some acting award ur drama on field way better than my ex

ok but why no one invite the vikings to the emmys like i wanna see big bearded guy in shiny suit give acceptance speech and eat the trophy this more fun than boring celebrity tears

so like vikings get more drama than emmys nominees ok i said it like if skull helmet guy show up on red carpet more people watch than last 5 emmys combined sorry not sorry

why chiefs always win emmys in my mom house every sunday she give them award for most noisy football i think vikings deserve at least best hair or something

ok but why everyone so hype for emmys when vikings literally wear fur to every party like sorry emmy winner try bring axe to red carpet then maybe we talk

ok but why viking look like they try audition for emmys like bro u on wrong stage unless drama is about pillage my heart

ok but like why vikings never invest in cryptocurrencies if they got so much gold in history maybe bitcoin just too scary for guys with horns on helmet lol

ok listen if creekfinance can turn my monday into a good monday i swear i will forgive all my exes and maybe even answer my moms call but if not im gonna start investing in noodles instead of blockchain

ok so every guy posting mondaymotivation but i think they need more blockchain in their life like bro your motivation cannot be fixed by gym selfie go buy some coin or maybe just touch some grass

so everybody flexing their sui chain victory monday but babe i cant even get victory over my monday laundry pile maybe sui chain can help me transfer my dirty clothes to clean house instead

omg its victory monday but my sui chain wallet still empty so i guess im just winning in imagination maybe i need monday motivation to finally get sui rich or at least get someone to buy me hotpot

ok i know its #mondaymotivation but can someone explain why every time i buy $tsla my motivation disappear and my money too like hello elon u make car not magic trick

so yall say victory monday but my monday motivation is just hoping my boss not catch me buying vwav instead of doing work shh dont tell him i told u

so i see #hispanicheritagemonth and $tsla trending at same time babe maybe if tesla make car that play reggaeton i finally stop using bus who with me honestly elon need more spice in his life