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Maryland State Police are a bigger danger on the road than anyone they’ve ever pulled over

All music would greatly benefit from more sax. I will hear no other arguments

Explaining to chief that there’s a boot mark on the wall bc we got two short bitches on the unit who aren’t tall enough to plug it in

Starting to think that if you write above an 8th grade level, you will be flagged for AI

finally cleared m5s but not before turning my brain off and committing a murder :)

Thank you to the stranger who sent self defense tips to my business email

Archery overhauled, depression cured

oblivion savant has broken out of the insane asylum

Fellas it’s unironically so peak it’s like I’m back in 2006

Newest prisoner has arrived to my maximum security facility

Maryland specific complaint, but being an eastern shore resident during beach season is a form of capital punishment

That’s the face I make when I’m still 10 mins from my apartment and am about to piss myself

First thing you see when you come back to life in the ambulance

My commute to my current station taking me by the casino has me feeling like a caged animal at 5 am

my 2500 dollar pc when i open a chrome tab