An expensive floral display outside 10 Downing Street and the country's beaches covered in shit just about sums up the Johnson premiership.

If we’d only known that what the NHS needed was simply to be told by the Health Secretary that doctors must see patients within 2 weeks, all this misery could have been avoided. Can Ms Coffey also tell inflation to go away, and Putin to resign?

That was vile from @KwasiKwarteng who actually just said "for too long in this country we've indulged in a fight over redistribution" Indulged? Dealing with inequality is somehow over-generous? Does he think people choose to be poor & face disadvantage? Disgusting #MiniBudget

This will end in boom and bust, without the boom.

Please retweet if you agree with Stephen Fry.

I have a horrible sense of foreboding about Russia and Ukraine. And I fear we in the west have been far too complacent just because Ukraine seems a long way away.

Good grief, The Economist does not hold back 💥 economist.com/leaders/2022/1…

It's all going well then Ben Everitt

I'll say it again.. Ben Everitt what are you going to do about it? x.com/Haggis_UK/stat…

The treat we all need this morning

Oh go on Ben Everitt , you know you want to... I mean think of all the photo ops... 🤣🤣🤣

I seriously expect the Benny Hill music everytime I open the news at the moment 🤣🤣🤣

New - I'm told by senior Conservatives that there are MPs talking about triggering by-elections if Boris Johnson is serious about standing to be leader again. I've heard from MPs tempted to, and gathering evidence of defections and resignations in the event of his return.

Zahawi is backing Johnson Zahawi 3 months ago: "He is now undermining the incredible achievements of this Government at this late hour ... The country deserves a Government that is not only stable, but which acts with integrity ... Go now..." #GeneralElectionNow

Farewell drinks weren’t allowed. Full stop. None. Funerals weren’t allowed. Saying goodbye to dying family members wasn’t allowed. What the fuck is he talking about? Outrageous, cynical, lying cunt.

Man - some people are just beyond brilliant

NEWS The Tories have just physically kicked out the Sky News reporter from their Tory event The police have banned Steve Bray 4th July - Tory wipe Out from all streets In whitehall Titchy Tetchy Rishi Sunak and his mob are the worst

I read a post on Facebook, and it got me thinking. I then checked available jobs online and most of them pay around £26,000 per year. The cost of rent that the post was referring to is not adequate for most places in the UK. It’s much higher. While we have the luxury to invest

Brilliant, let's poke the bear then throw away our sticks 🤣🤣