This thread perfectly captures how dangerous it is to be a woman.

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This is a mic drop if I ever saw one.

I don't suppose you've seen those two boiled eggs I left sitting on the kitchen sideboard by any chance?

Me walking into class if my parents bribed a college to get me in

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Arsenal Football Club fans unite in warning to owner, Stan Kroenke. #WeCareDoYou secure.avaaz.org/en/community_p…

Arsenal Football Club fans unite in warning to owner, Stan Kroenke. #WeCareDoYou secure.avaaz.org/en/community_p…

What 100 Tory Special Advisers were terrified might happen … just happened. Forgetting he was being filmed, Boris Johnson caught begging Nick Ferrari to get off the subject of Social Care, as he was dying on his arse. This is the #GE2019 pivotal moment, savour it.

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Hey Joe Hullait @montiqu @navilamba Charlie Hyland Evie Buckley @maxgogs Wayne Garvie BBC Comedy @netflixuk oba - does one of you fancy commissioning this? moretimeshow.com

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It's quite astonishing that the EU, institutions and governments, prepared for Brexit while Britain, the country most affected, has no plan

Trouble with taking back control is we don't appear to be very good at it.

Michael Gove to run for Prime Minister and renew effort to find the Lost Ark #LOLLE #Brexit

m.facebook.com/story.php?stor… Sanya Sheikh.

I have the best, most awesome and intelligent wife. SHE LOVES ME SO MUCH she's probably thinking of me right now.

He just must not win. He cannot win. America.... sort it out. The joke has gone on long enough. x.com/SpeedReads/sta…

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