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Check out these lil Triton Malmons keychains!

China BANNED Time Travel.

“RE : EDUCATION - BSides Pyongyang 2025 edition” dropping soon…(?) 🔥 We won’t stop raving with our re-education enjoyers we captured, until UwU Underground releases it. 👩‍🎤🔫

Just made Triton Malmons USB caps to keep your USB safe from malware! 😇

Ah yes, Home Village, the bestest and oldest village at @DEFCON. 🏠

Pictures from #BSidesPyongyang2003. We invented Roblox. We have the most superior gaming industry, backed by the Ministry of Digital Culture.

Kim looks fresh in this pic 🌸 Whoever that took this picture deserves a promotion to Chief of Staff of Visual Propaganda. 🫡

Look up “BSides Pyongyang” on Google for a fun time! 🤗

Submit to the CFP with me! In this presentation I will talk about North Korea’s unique cyber operations while giving John Hultquist the classic Kim Jong Un fade

BSides Pyongyang mRr3b00t Security BSides

If you want to listen to folks talk about our ALLEGED cyber attacks, This is happening again x.com/cyberwarcon/st…

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This image is now banned. Do not repost x.com/1o57/status/19…

Kim ate, left no crumbs. (Now the people are starving because there are no crumbs left to eat.)

Kim invented Funko Pop in 1995. This one was given as a gift to the keynote speaker of #BSidesPyongyang2024, Kim Jong Un. This year, Kim cancelled his keynote due to unforeseen circumstances. #BSidesPyongyang2025 is the first time we make a non-Kim Funko Pop.

The keynote speaker gift of #BSidesPyongyang2025 are Funko Pops. Depending on the budget of DPRK Ministry of Pop Culture, we may have a Chollima limited edition version of the Bryson 🦄 Funko Pop.

The Legendary Unicorn (Bryson 🦄) Spotted at BSides Pyongyang, circa 1995, colorized

if someone can find an 0day in RedStarOS i will give them my first born BSides Pyongyang