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If you are bearish on Bitcoin right now, you are gay, retarded and deeply unpatriotic. Go fuck yourself.

My wife said I can’t get a girlfriend until Bitcoin hits $500k. At the rate we’re going I might be 60 years old by the time she comes into my life.

Life is better when you don’t argue with retarded shitcoiners.

My wife really loves Starbucks. Every time we have morning sex, I wait about 15 minutes and then ask her “hey babe, what do you want from Starbucks?” This has gradually been happening more often. Operant conditioning works. 🤭

What a retarded take. I charge my Cybertruck in my garage overnight. It costs me like $150 per month in electricity. I’d pay 2-3x that to fill up a similar size gas truck for a month. And I don’t have to stop at the gas station with all the poors.

What a fucking retard.

If you have at least 500 BTC you should be in pretty good shape.

I don’t “blow” my money. I put all of my free cash flow into Bitcoin (>50% of my net income currently). And then any time I want to buy something or do something, I spend without any guilt.

Buy Bitcoin.

I would full port my entire net worth into MicroStrategy stock with extreme leverage and end up a billionaire.

People are FINALLY realizing this, aren’t they?

We have been gifted this incredible top signal, but most of us will ignore it. Including me.

🤣💀

Haven’t listened to any Bitcoin-related podcasts in months. Anybody have a good recent one to shill me?

Literally every time I tell a friend that I go for massages, they make a rub and tug joke. Without exception. Are rub and tugs super common these days, or are people just retarded?

“8 hours a day of leisure” 🤣🤣🤣