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Any student from the Midwest who claims that “it isn’t cold” and “you don’t know what cold is like” will be escorted from the store

You asked for it. We listened. BYU Mint Brownie milk-coming soon. youtu.be/orbjuMHZ4k4 #BYU #BYUFootball #GoCougs

After public disappointment in our standards on belonging, we decided to show our respect for freedom to the Eastern Carolina offensive line. We hope this is a start to an apology the world needs.

Quit asking if we sell condoms we know you ain’t getting any action

Thank god

If one of you annoying little brats asks about putting on Christmas music we will drop kick you from the store

Welcome new students at #byu! Make sure to follow our account for information on deals, giveaways, and warnings for when the RMs are on the prowl for dates! #GoCougs

On a serious note-treat your workers nicely this week. They have finals too. And a lot of boomers coming in looking for something to complain about. Tell them they’re doing a good job. They deserve it 💙

Hit us with your BEST creamery date pick up lines! We’re bored and have nothing to do.

Guys PLEASE follow us we’re 5 cougs away from having more followers than those fakes over at BYU Creamery

BYU Creamery On 9th Parody that for sure is a violation worthy of punishment! 😂

Eventually, there will be a great reckoning when all the BYU parody accounts fight each other-and we just want our loyal customers to know we will be serving up single scoops of pain to everyone else

Guys, we don’t know what happened to the cookies and cream milk either. Rest assured we have our best people looking into this issue

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL ORDERING ICE CREAM WHATS WRONG WITH YOU??? ITS COLD OUTSIDE HUDDLE WITH YOUR COCOA STOP EATING ICE CREAM

“Ooooo oooo I feel sick” yeah that’s what happens when you eat nothing but graham canyon and creamery burgers.

Hey Cougars! We want to hear from YOU-what flavors do you want back? If anyone says pistachio, you will be publicly shamed. #byu #GoCougs #byucougars

It’s tough sometimes seeing some child walking into the store and knowing you can’t punt them right back out 😞

POV: you just asked a worker what’s in the cookies and cream ice cream. #byu #creamteam

Time to make our workers have mental breakdowns during finals week AND the busiest times we get during the year 😈😈😈

It’s been fun, folks. As the end of the semester comes around, so does the end of this account as the owners finally end their employment at the creamery. It’s been a blast being tagged incorrectly by BYU several times, as well as several local food critics. Love you all! -🍦